martes, 30 de septiembre de 2008

DIAGNOSTICAR, EL DIAGNÓSTICO DIAGNOSTICADO

Muy grave está la empresa, -comenta "el compadre"-. Lo que usted mande –contesta "el mandao"-. "El cuenta cuentos" toma nota de todo lo que su compadre está exponiendo en la reunión (de alto nivel), ante la grave crisis que se avecina.

Surgen muchas dudas, y "El explicaor", toma la palabra y se dirige al consejo de administración: Sr. Presidente, considerando todo lo expuesto por "el compadre", y ante la gravedad de la crónica enfermedad que atraviesa nuestra empresa, debo exponer lo que considero muy urgente y necesario para afrontar de una manera eficaz el problema diagnosticado, que como muy bien usted sabe, fue diagnosticado el año pasado, como consecuencia del diagnostico que se realizó hace tres años.

"El cuenta cuentos" está nervioso, y como sabe que le queda aún cinco años para la jubilación, se siente atrapado (entre la comedia y el suspense); pero es muy listo, algún cuento debe imaginar y contarlo de tal manera que cuando le llegue la jubilación (oficial), parezca que durante los años de vida laboral aportó mucho a su empresa, trabajando duramente y arriesgando.

"El compadre" lo tiene muy claro –con billetes todo se arregla-, lo que usted mande –contesta "el mandao"-. Continua su extraordinaria exposición "el compadre": ¡cortar por lo sano!, y punto; antes de que el virus se extienda .

"El explicaor", necesita hablar, quiere exponer su opinión sobre el diagnostico, diagnosticado que (según su criterio) debe ser inmediatamente diagnosticado; y si lo diagnostica el mismo diagnosticador, mucho mejor. Esa es la cuestión – comenta "el compadre"-, ¿quién va a diagnosticar los problemas?

"El mandao" se siente con ganas de participar en la conversación, por primera vez quiere ser proactivo y aportar un grano de arena para resolver la crisis de la empresa en la que trabaja. "El mandao" comenta: si hay que ir se va, si hay que cortar se corta (por lo sano), si hay que.....

Al compadre, empieza a dolerle la cabeza, se siente solo, inseguro, muy inquieto ante la gravedad de la enfermedad organizacional. ¿EMPRESA "FANTASMA"? –Se pregunta a sí mismo-. ¡Tanto diagnosticar lo diagnosticado para enterarnos que dirigimos una empresa que hace años murió! ¡Qué dices compadre! – comenta "el cuenta cuentos", eso no puede ser, no hay nada más que vernos, vivos y sanos, "triunfaores"

 ¡Déjate de cuentos! –comenta "el compadre" muy preocupado, al ser consciente de que el problema no tiene solución.












                                         DIAGNOSE, DIAGNOSTIC DIAGNOSED



Very serious is the company-says "the godfather" -. What you send-answer "on errands" -. "The storyteller" notes everything your friend is exhibiting at the meeting (high level), to the looming crisis.

Many questions arise, and "The explicaor", took the floor and goes to the board of directors: Mr. President, considering grounds for "the godfather", and given the severity of chronic disease facing our company, I expose what I think is very urgent and necessary to deal with the problem effectively diagnosed, which as you know very well, was diagnosed last year as a result of the diagnosis was made three years ago.

"The storyteller" is nervous, and as you know it is still five years away from retirement, he feels trapped (between comedy and suspense), but it is very clever, and imagine a story to tell so that when you reach retirement (official), it appears that during the years of work contributed much to his company, working hard and taking risks.

"The godfather" is very clear-with-everything is fixed tickets, which you send-answer "on errands" -. Continuing his extraordinary exhibition "compadre" clean break!, Period, before the virus spreads.
"The explicaor" need to talk, wants to present its views on the diagnosis, diagnosed (in their opinion) should be immediatously diagnosed, and if they diagnosed the same diagnostician, much better.
That is the question - says "the godfather" - who will diagnose the problem?

"The mandao" feel wanting to participate in the conversation, for the first time want to be proactive and bring a bit to resolve the crisis in the company where he works. "The mandao" says: if there is going to go, if you have to cut it short (the chase), if you have to .....

At compadre, the head begins to ache, lonely, insecure, very concerned about the organizational disease severity. NOW? "GHOST"? He asks himself. Both diagnose what went diagnosed to learn that a company that died years ago! What you say buddy! - Says "the storyteller", that can not be, there is nothing more to see us alive and healthy, "triunfaores"
 Get Real! -Says "the godfather" very concerned, being aware that the problem has no solution.

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